she's at the skilled nursing facility
I am not certain
what the f*CK is going on
was she faking
she doesn't SEEM
at all concerned
I ASKED her
if she was
FAKING
& she SAID
all sarcastic voiced
YES I'm totally faking it
SO
I MEAN
MAYBE she is
& she can't say no
I was going to wait with her at the hospital until they came to pick her up and take her
THEN
I thought
I'll just go with in the ambulance and get her settled and take an uber from there
BUT
the step on the ambulance was too high to manage with my janky knees
SO
I ended up
NOT going with
& calling an uber
BUT
I was in some weird place
the uber just put the hospital & the driver couldn't find me & nobody knew what the street was
& I got semi-hysterical
& started crying a little bit
& I'm TOAST
I'm not even sure I'm coherent
I'm gonna eat & go to sleep
I have to go see c*nty tomorrow
BUT
then maybe I can have a break
it's not like they are gonna let me watch her
WORK OUT
& I don't want to VISIT the ratchet skibbity c*nt
