BUT
then she called me
the first time
she was
demand-y
on the message
I didn't pick up
I listened to voicemail
&
I then really didn't want to go
THEN
she called BACK
sounded weepy on the message
I really HOPE you come see me
THEN
she called BACK
& either didn't leave a message
or my voicemail was FULL
by then
it was awkward
& she told a variety of stories
she didn't get coffee
because they hate her
they started making the holiday food EARLY
& she had had the same turkey
for every meal