they are running
TESTS
I'm not sure
it has been a better day
than I imagined
I had to sponge bathe my mom
which I could have lived
without
I got to ride in an ambulance
which, honestly
wasn't on my bucket list either
BUT
was kinda cool
my mom told this very dramatic story
about falling & crawling across the cold brick
three weeks ago
which doesn't seem to contain
ANYTHING FACTUAL
I was asked the make and model of her pacemaker
I didn't know
she said she got it in twenty twenty one
I'm LIKE
you didn't get you pacemaker
during the pandemic
you've had it
A LONG time
I thought maybe twenty years
BUT
then I'm LIKE no that's not right
TEN
BUT
she had the battery changed in
twenty twenty two
SO
that's what she's thinking about
I REALLY want to SLEEP
we've been here like seven hours
