I of course got lost
BUT
I got the talking directions to work
& the woman checking me in
TOOK my information
BUT
then she was doing something else
reward points or something
& she's LIKE
what state was your ID from, OREGON?
I haven't been prouder
since someone in Freiburg asked me if I was from
FRANCE
if I can get mistaken for
CANADIAN
it will make my year, eh