Friday, January 2, 2026

goofy standards

I don't know WHY 
BUT 
eating a plate of rice 
with 
CHOPSTICKS 
makes me feel competent 
in a way nothing else does 

you do something for fifty years
I guess you get good at it

I mean 
it's not a skill anybody really cares about 
except me

I remember 
how HARD it was to master it
RICE
is easy, relatively speaking 
if it's 
STICKY
& in a little bowl
where you are just KINDA shoveling it in

BUT 
it requires balance 
when the grains want to separate & fall

two half grains on the table
NOTHING 
on my dress front

I can't f*CKing do THAT
with a FORK

YAY ME

silent victories