so like I REALLY want to tell you
about THERAPY
I THINK you will see RIGHT away
why I didn't want you to think
ANY of this
was in ANY way
related to YOU because it's KINDA bad
I know WAY more about my therapist
than I want to now
EVERY session he just tells me
MORE and more personal stuff
& I MEAN
EVERYBODY does
BUT I wasn't really expecting it
NONE of the OTHER therapists
I've been to EVER told me
ANYTHING personal
THEY were much more formal
ALSO
they were WOMEN
SO anyway
my SYSTEM red flagged him
POTENTIAL pathological liar
he says a lot of STUFF
& he red flagged once BEFORE
because his story CHANGED
the EVENTS of his THANKSGIVING
which had to be last minute changed
because there was an EXPLOSION at
the lake house
BUT
I chalked that inconsistency up to
some sort of TACTICS
BUT
this time he told ME
he was responsible for DESTROYING
a VAN GOGH
& a DEGAS
along with his group of cousins
NOW I gather his family was LOADED
but a VAN GOGH
AND a DEGAS both hanging
in the SAME room
a general use room where they let the KIDS play
BUT they got them restored, right
I asked
OH they couldn't BE restored
& they were INSURED and everything
WELL I assure YOU
he described the DAMAGE
& they ABSOLUTELY could have been restored
now maybe the insurance company
might have been happy
to TAKE the paintings
& give them what they were INSURED for
BUT then he described the SIZE
of the PIECES
& the PUNISHMENT
they all had to do A LOT of YARDWORK
AND HOW
he asks ME
is that an APPROPRIATE punishment
AND
I realized this was not REALLY an appropriate
RED FLAG either
BECAUSE
they were PRINTS
OR perhaps copy "originals"
& his punishment for destroying THOSE
was to THINK
like his whole life
that he had destroyed a real VAN GOGH
& a real DEGAS
BUT that the ONLY punishment
was YARDWORK
