is the FIRST time
let me back up
whenever I take an uber*
*or any other riding in a new car experience
I have trouble finding
HOW
the seatbelt
WORKS
you'd THINK that would be
PRETTY straightforward
BUT
apparently it
ISN'T
SO
EVERY time
I've ridden in an uber
I'm f*CKing with the seatbelt
AND a disembodied
VOICE
PLEASE FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT
& EVERY time
I'm LIKE
I'm WORKING on it
TODAY
I get in
I find all the PIECES easily
& it's ALL DONE
when the VOICE
CHASTISES me ANYWAY
SO
I'm LIKE
BUT
I ALREADY DID
& the guy's like
it's on my phone
it's not a sensor on the car
it ALWAYS
SAYS
THAT
it
DOESN'T
KNOW
AND
I THOUGHT
THAT
was hysterically
FUNNY
ALL this TIME
YEARS
I thought
I was getting
ROBOT SCOLDED
it was just
an AUTOMATED MESSAGE
