Thursday, June 26, 2025

an EXAMPLE of 
Google maps
WEIRDNESS

I was following a highway

it just suddenly 
became
Z

I'm LIKE 
huh

SO
I keep following it
because I will
play along
UP to
a POINT 

BUT 
very quickly 
it dead-ended
INTO 
ANOTHER 
highway

I tried to ask Google maps
WHAT NEXT
BUT 
it just STARTED 

telling me some crap about a roundabout 
& I'm LIKE 
NO b*tch
you had me driving around
FORT WORTH 
for LIKE an hour
with your 
INCOMPREHENSIBLE 

traffic circle bullsh*t

I stopped at 
HARP'S 

I peed
I bought some water

I told the cashier what had happened 
it JUST 
BECAME 
Z

that's like some twilight zone stuff

I BLAME KANSAS
she said*
*in missouri