Google maps
WEIRDNESS
I was following a highway
it just suddenly
became
Z
I'm LIKE
huh
SO
I keep following it
because I will
play along
UP to
a POINT
BUT
very quickly
it dead-ended
INTO
ANOTHER
highway
I tried to ask Google maps
WHAT NEXT
BUT
it just STARTED
telling me some crap about a roundabout
& I'm LIKE
NO b*tch
you had me driving around
FORT WORTH
for LIKE an hour
with your
INCOMPREHENSIBLE
traffic circle bullsh*t
I stopped at
HARP'S
I peed
I bought some water
I told the cashier what had happened
it JUST
BECAME
Z
that's like some twilight zone stuff
I BLAME KANSAS
she said*
*in missouri