DISHES
situation
& MAYBE
it's symbolic of
SOMETHING
we've gone
ROUND
and round about the dishes
the things she eats
if she would
JUST
f*CKing
RINSE
the plate or bowl or whatever
& PUT it in the DISHWASHER
she would be
GOLDEN
she IS perfectly
CAPABLE of THAT
BUT
she won't DO it
what she does is pile it all in the SINK
ALSO without RINSING first
SO
FULL SLIME
I HAVE STOPPED doing it
& she's all LIKE
I talked to a friend of a friend
who does housekeeping
PROFESSIONALY
& she wants
FIFTY dollars an hour
I'm like yeah
that SOUNDS about right
it was forty dollars
thirty years ago
& that wasn't specifically for a hour
BUT
they weren't staying
LONG
can I ASK you
HOW
YOU
THINK
I should go about hiring someone
WELL
I think you should be really OPEN
& honest about WHAT you
WANT
I've done some research
& you DO NOT WANT
a STANDARD
cleaning package
which predominantly focuses on
CLEARing all SURFACES
which MAKES you
ACTIVELY
MAD
ANYWAY
she's NOT hiring
ANYONE
THIS
is gonna BECOME a problem
(continuing)
