Friday, June 27, 2025

I guess I EXPECTED more of a 
DINER
I'm NOT 
SURE 
why

THIS
was MORE of a BAR & GRILL 
BUT like ALSO

the PLACE where the
LOCAL 
TEAMS go
after games

there was JUST a LOT of GOOD energy 

the waitresses
EACH had
REALLY good ENERGY 

my waitress was 
a BRIGHT 
LIGHT

she gave me
the regular menu 
AND
the SUMMER menu

the summer menu
was this
AMAZING looking SALAD
& a VEGGIE burger 
& SOMETHING else TOO 

I got the signature 
---   possibly  ---   
FAMOUS ---   
CAGE BURGER

AND
she ASKED me 

after she had already turned to go
she turned back
and SAID 

hey*
*in an almost conspiratorial tone, slightly lower register

would you LIKE some sauces
we HAVE a LOT of 
SAUCES

I'm LIKE 
WHAT do YOU 
recommend 

the SIGNATURE 
CAGE 
sauce

& I'm LIKE 
WHAT
is that LIKE 

BBQ MAYO 

I'll have THAT I'll like that

I wasn't gonna put it on the hamburger 
it's for the FRIES
DUDE 
I CONSIDERED 
ordering
ANOTHER order of
FRIES

I did 
NOT