I just woke up

I have a really bad headache still or again I'm not sure

But had a really kind of amazing dream

Okay there was a scroll in the dream

And her friend had recommended this movie to her

And she just turned it on in a random spot

And there were these two women who were out on a field

And one was rimming the other one

And she's like I'm not really into this

The person who was watching the film I mean

But then at some point in the future she went ahead and watched the film because it had been recommended to her as really good

And there was a lot of stuff I don't remember in the film

But there was a coffee shop

And there was a guy who worked the coffee shop or went to the coffee shop everyday or something

They knew him from the coffee shop

I know a lot of things had transpired

And one day they saw him

And I guess he had been hitting on them for years

So they walked in the coffee shop arm in arm

Holding hands

Arms around one another

Just generally seeming like they were a couple

But they hadn't been a couple

And then they went out for a drive in their car

Or it was one of their cars

And they got to this field

And the one girl is going to do something kind of dangerous

Any other girl was wanting to do something to brace her

And that's what one of the girls wanted

And it was this whole very complicated and intricate exchange

It wasn't just some kind of random sex act in a field

I had some very like mystical significance that I can't now explain to you

And then the camera panned

And it's two girls

I had somehow been transmogrified

Into two boys who were lying in the front yard of a house

Which happened to be my grandparents front yard

And then the other guy

Had been transformed into a different guy who was laying separately in the yard

And it was like a film reboot or something

But it was part of the same film

And it was kind of magical

But I can't explain exactly why

And it wasn't really like Mulholland drive where the character changes but it kind of was but it kind of wasn't

But there was something very significant

Because the girls have changed

but then that other guy had changed too he was still a guy but he was different somehow

Like purified somehow

But also I think younger

And also I think gay

so I don't know what all that means but it was as a dream pretty remarkable

and then it was immediately followed by a dream

Where I was trying to get to somewhere

And someone else was driving

And they didn't know where they were going

And I was trying to get my hands on the map

All of a sudden we drove along and the ground just kind of fell out from under us

And I was like oh crap

But it seemed to be okay The car just kind of fell but it didn't seem to be impaired it seemed to just continue to drive along

I was like oh see that would have been just enough for me I don't think I would have driven after that

The driver was like oh it's fine

but I didn't really think it was fine and then they were wanting me to give them directions based on the map that I hadn't even figured out yet

And I didn't seem to be able to really read it

But then we all of a sudden were in some city

and I had no idea what city it was but it was someplace I'd never been before like I don't know somewhere in Ohio maybe

and then we got to downtown and they pulled into this like shoot kind of thing

And I'm like where are you going now

And there are like well this is the subway and I'm like this is the subway you just drive into the subway

but yeah apparently that's what you did You drove into the subway and then you took this car

And it took us to some amusement park

And I'm like this is where we're trying to get to an amusement park

Because I don't believe I thought I was going to an amusement park

But I was wearing this very elaborate historical costume

I'm not really sure what period it was from

It was very comfortable though

Maybe I don't know I don't think it was regency but maybe it was

It was white I know that

And it was long I know that

I had to go to the restroom so I was looking for the restroom

And I found the restroom and I walked in and it's like a room

But there are a bunch of women in it

Like having a tea in lecture and doesn't seem to be a restroom at all

And there's white curtains all around the walls

So finally I think well maybe there's something behind the curtains and I start looking behind the curtains

Behind the curtains there are these drawers that look like they slide out from the wall

so I start pulling them out to see what's in them first what I pull out is a bed

And I'm like okay well that's not useful

And then somebody else pulls one out and it's toilet

And I'm like really that's the bathroom system there's no privacy

And everybody just kind of looks at me like what's my problem

And I'm like o-kaaaay

And then I woke up