Friday, July 5, 2024

ASTROS are JUST LUCKY 
RANGERS are
NOT 

OHTANI & judge

HOT DOG eating contest

I don't understand 
the difference in the technology 

cannoli turned me off the SPORT
too much DAIRY 
ELITE EATING 

it's OKAY -- you can CALL it a SPORT

MUSTARD belt
there WAS that BLIP in 2018

it TRIES to NORMALIZE 
THESE people

APOPLECTIC is the word
I would use
to describe TK's
FEELING 
about MAJOR LEAGUE EATING 

I'm enjoying this

SHE KEPT EATING 

hot dogs are DENSE
pancakes are FLUFFY 
they MIGHT expand with spit
& WHATNOT 

what condiment would you have come out of your
FINGER