BACKGROUND
before the ninth grade
my mom had signed up for
a real estate seminar
& for some
reason
SHE
couldn't go
she sent me
I'm LIKE
twelve
I'm trying to
WAS I trying to take notes
I don't think I KNEW about notes yet
the guy giving the seminar
SEEMS LIKE
he's full of sh*t to me
I THINK he wrote a book
called how to make a million dollars in real estate
my mom asked me
what did you learn
I'm LIKE
the way to make a million dollars in real estate
is to write a book and sell seminars*
*he was talking about stuff that was possible
it just seemed pretty unlikely
and it was more
stuff like
if you can't afford to buy something
you can trade property
for part of the deal
STUFF like THAT
