I said to the cat
it's three thirty in the morning
I'm feeding you
NOW
before I go to sleep
there will be NO
six am feeding
I KNOW you LIKE breakfast at six am
BUT
there you go
I'm leaving TWO bowls of dry food
not too deep
I KNOW you only like to eat a hole in the center
and WAIT for the six crunchies to be replaced
I am REMINDING you
you CAN
eat the REST of the CRUNCHIES
(continuing)