I said to the cat
it's three thirty in the morning 
I'm feeding you 
NOW
before I go to sleep 
there will be NO
six am feeding 
I KNOW you LIKE breakfast at six am
BUT 
there you go
I'm leaving TWO bowls of dry food
not too deep 
I KNOW you only like to eat a hole in the center
and WAIT for the six crunchies to be replaced 
I am REMINDING you 
you CAN
eat the REST of the CRUNCHIES
(continuing)