she told me
all these people
in her family
are for
t*ump
have you tried to
TALK to them at all about it
I asked
NO, she said
I don't want any of my political beliefs
on social media
I don't want to be
DEPORTED
well
I didn't SAY she had to talk to them
"on social media"
&
SERIOUSLY
when I was a teenager
she was ALWAYS
LIKE
if you are going to buy
a "controversial" book or magazine
BE SURE
you pay CASH for it
the government
was ALWAYS GONNA
COME for ya
BUT
THEN
that CRAZY bitch
got LIKE mega AUDITED
&
when I started asking questions
she was "paying" her taxes
BUT
HADN'T FILLED a RETURN for like
FIVE YEARS
I was like sixteen maybe
I'm LIKE
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT
I
should buy books and magazines with
CASH
(which, actually, what ELSE was I buying it with)
BECAUSE
the GOVERNMENT is tracking me
BUT
YOU are just gonna
F*CK around and FIND OUT
with the
IRS?!
