THIS is bad
even for me
I have a POTATO
& I decided to BAKE it
I washed it
& stabbed it
& STUCK it in the OVEN
I did a bunch of stuff and just realized
it was twenty minutes
LATE
to get my potato
OUT of the OVEN
& and I'm all LIKE
I hope it's not
going to be
ALL DRIED OUT from being in too long
AND
a VOICE called out
NOPE
you didn't turn the oven on
& INDEED
I had NOT
WHY
didn't the voice
REMIND me
to TURN
IT
ON