I woke up to pee

it was about nine thirty

WOMAN I cannot possibly 

WAIT 

one minute longer for breakfast

OK okay

I staggered down the stairs

he HAD eaten the crunchies

pretty much all of them

NOT just the 

CRUNCHY CENTERS

I opened a can

I mushed it and spread it

TRIED to get 

the exact

CONFIGURATION 

MOST preferred by kitty

I set it down

I applied the

CRUNCHIES 

I petted and coaxed

for like forty five seconds 

OK

you're on your own 

I'm going back to sleep 

AND

I went back to sleep 

(continuing)