Monday, November 4, 2024

I feel like I just channelled TK

my butcher box
needed updated payment information 

I kept trying to fix it
BUT 
EVERY time
it was sending me an email link
&
when I clicked the email link 
it wasn't working 

SO I CALLED 

SORRY 
I can't help you with THAT 
I'm LIKE 
I don't understand 

I JUST need to update the EXPIRATION date 
I'm not changing anything else 

she (and she sounds older than me)
starts trying to tell me
about deleting
COOKIES 

I TRIED THAT 
I have done it 
TO THE BEST of MY ABILITIES 

my NEXT step
would be to try to get some kind of independent tech support and I don't want to have to do THAT I don't understand WHY it isn't POSSIBLE to do THIS 

I'm sorry I just can't do it here

can you CANCEL my account there
I would rather do THAT
than to have this technical problem I cannot deal with
I'm NOT trying to give you a hard time
I understand you are trying to help me
& you have been lovely
BUT 
I'm KINDA stressed out
GENERALLY 
(I was almost in tears at this point)
I do not know why
the STRESS of technology I don't understand 
is SO stressful to me
BUT it is

she told me to go have a hot tea
& she would shoot me up the
next level tech support 

I went back and LOOKED at 
the error message 
AGAIN 
read it MORE CLOSELY 

it was a re-direct problem
I THOUGHT 
well yeah
I'm being re-directed to some other site
BECAUSE 
they have some dumb system
WHY can't I just go
TO MY ACCOUNT 

& I STILL think
THAT is a legitimate question 
JUST go to my account 
LOOK at the method of payment 

BUT 
when I REALLY read 
the error message 
the re-direct
was shop app
I had it linked through there for tracking purposes 

BUT 
I probably PAID through there
SO
COOKIES
on butcher box
would not have fixed it even if I had managed to do it right, which I'm certain I did not 

BUT 
THAT is NOW 
UPDATED

SO
the next time they 
what we used to call "running the card"
it should WORK 
& I emailed her back THAT

I BET
she CAN do THAT 

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