LATE cancellation
I ALREADY
had my makeup on
and he's like
can we do it tomorrow
& several times
he's canceled & said he'd call me the next day
to reschedule later in the week
& he never does that
BUT
this time he said
move it to tomorrow and I will bring
PASTRY to make it up to you
AND
I'm LIKE
you probably should not have said that
BECAUSE
NOW
I'm gonna be ALL ABOUT the PASTRY
TODAY
was ZERO carbs
boiled EGGS
BONE broth
jungle PEANUTS
YESTERDAY
CARB
bender
I ordered a PIZZA
I ATE the WHOLE thing
NOW
while that's not
DEMURE
it was medium, thin hand tossed, walnut pesto, sun dried tomato, kalamata
with mozzarella
it's not like DEEP DISH
MEATzilla
XL + XchZ
I'm STILL in a WEIRD mood
BUT
I'm laughing at myself
& that is BETTER
YOU
are maybe
an ANGEL
