It's been raining all day
He wants to go out
But he doesn't want to go out in the rain
So he keeps coming and telling me I want to go out I want to go out
And I'm like yeah but you hear it raining right
And he thinks I can open my door
Into some kind of alternate reality where it's not raining he thinks I have that power
It's not flooding or anything
But who knows
I think we're in for several days of this