for a minute there
BUT
it has reached a tipping point
OR a level of mainstreamity
NOW it just SOUNDS
blah BLAH BETTER than you
HOWEVER
I have a tangential pile on
story that I like
the evil stepmother
she was in charge of waking me up
BUT I wasn't HAPPY with
THAT, so
I ASKed my
when I USED to TELL
this story, back in the day
I said I asked my REAL MOM
because there WAS that dichotomy
I asked her to buy me
an ALARM clock
for Christmas
AND I got it
& ESM is all like
FINE!
then you can get yourself up
get your dad up
make you both breakfast
get yourself
to school
the genX part
NO KEY
you forget it
not gonna have it
LOCKED OUT
now this get HIM up
INCLUDED a
DO NOT WAKE me up
which was fiddly
HE the world's DEEPEST sleeper
SHE really just cat naps
HE SHOWED me how to poach eggs
BUT some sort of
souffle OMELETTE -- frittata hybrid
was REALLY more my SPEED
I THINK
that was eight or nine
third grade
