I learned to do
when I went to live with my mom
BARTENDING
well, that makes it sound like
I'm tom cruise in COCKTAIL 🍸
THIS was more like
THREE FINGERS
SLOSH of mixer
ICE
BUT THEN
ONE TIME
she bought a mixer
THAT INCLUDED alcohol
AND
I guess I shoulda READ the label
BUT I didn't KNOW
they MADE mixers with alcohol
AND
MAMACITA
to THIS DAY
NO LONGER drinks
PINA COLADA
I don't know how she feels about
getting caught in the rain 🌧️ ☔
BUT
I'm pretty SURE
she's not into THAT either
