that i'd lose power
I would have planned
BETTER
my mom has power back
SO I can walk over
& charge
my phone
they guy on the street
his friend was
LIKE
a carnival barker
it was obvious
they were trying to get attention
& I just didn't want any
I mean I had my own sh*t
going on in my HEAD
BUT
then he SAID
F*CK it
& ran across the street to his car
MAYBE that's normal for him
OR he was upset
that he didn't get
ATTENTION
BUT
his COMEDY
I found
SOMEWHAT
just, idk, off-putting
& he added
that night
a bit about how bad it was
he got some BIG GIRL pregnant
& I'm thinking
I don't want to interact
I don't like this guy's vibe
BUT
then I thought about
going back there
I remembered
comedians
tend to
CLUMP
the girl*
*I can't remember her name
I'm at an age
where everyone
REMINDS me OF someone
she* reminds me of Lesa Ann
who I did NOT like
she added
a thing about CANKLES
which I may have inspired
I have EPICALLY BAD CANKLES
you're NOT trying to quit me
are you?