THIS GUY?!
I've been thinking about this thing from my past
charlotte met one of my
german class friends
who I was pretty
good friends
with
I was in the campus bookstore
with ONE of them
& the OTHER
BUMPED into US
the quickly
AGREED
that you couldn't talk to me about
ANYTHING
OR
I would just tell you
how you were
WRONG
because I had JUST seen a
DOCUMENTARY
ABOUT it
it
HURT
ME
&
it didn't make
SENSE
if somebody tells me
ABOUT
something
I f*CKing
ASSUME you have an interest in that thing
SO
MY natural REACTION to THAT
would be to tell you
ABOUT
the DOCUMENTARY
I've just SEEN
SURE
BUT
whatever I'm telling you about the documentary
HOW is that ME telling you
YOU'RE WRONG
THEY
BOTH
AGREED
I'm some kind of insufferable
KNOW it ALL
MAYBE
they were
JOKING
periodically I take it out
& reassess
I dispense TOO
MUCH information
NOBODY likes information, maybe
I told donna
WAY too MUCH
STUFF
about coffee, and wine, and the scientific research into nutritional
health initiatives
she TOOK a FEW
NOTES
& she STARTED
with making me teach her
HOW to BREW
a french press
