I watched some YouTube
weightlifting older woman talking about stuff
& the guy asked her what bars she liked
her FACE
LIT UP
BARBELLS
she said
she mentioned other brands I hadn't heard of
& I don't KNOW
whether I would have
REMEMBERED
or SPECIFICALLY sought them OUT
BUT
I was at the HEB and I SAW them
on an END CAP
BUY TWO
get one
FREE
she had
WHISPERED
birthday cake
beneath her breath
perhaps not even ABOUT this brand
AND
it WORKED on me
LIKE that
bene gesserit mind control
I didn't LOOK to SEE the PRICE
I didn't LOOK to SEE ingredients
I LOOKED at calories 210
I LOOKED at protein 20
twenty is high for a BAR
two ten is
thirty higher than I'd like
BUT
it's
a desert