TALKING about
ALL PURPOSE goddess
PERSEPHONE
is a SPECIAL goddess
HOW
do you NOT KNOW
I MEAN
I could SEE needing to
BRUSH up
BEFORE hand
I'm not sure where to start
& I might mess up
the fiddlier bits
LIKE
third grade mythology studies
BUT
I may have ALREADY had her
from six year old
POMEGRANATE
self study
PALACIOUS summer rental backyard
she was the daughter of
the earthy/harvest mother
she was a young beautiful maiden
& she was stolen by the
GOD of the UNDERWORLD
her mother grieved for her so physically that
the world became barren and the people were starving and crying out to the gods
SO
they hauled HADES before the
GOD court and were all LIKE
WHAT the SERIOUS f*CK HADES
AND
HADES is LIKE
WHATEVER loser gods
SHE ATE the FRUIT of the DEAD
SHE STAYS f*CKing DEAD
HOW MUCH of the FRUIT did she EAT
HADES is LIKE
doesn't matter, ANY dead fruit is ENOUGH
WE SAY NO
HOW MUCH
HADES is LIKE
she's been here a HOT minute
you think she's not eating
DUDE, we're ONLY gonna ask
ONE MORE TIME
& then we're done with you
THREE POMEGRANATE SEEDS
OK
THAT is NOT COOL
YOU'RE ABUSING her with the no food thing
OK
PERSEPHONE gets
SPECIAL status
she's QUEEN of the UNDERWORLD okay
BUT
she can go BETWEEN the WORLDS
she can VISIT her mother
WHENEVER
UNDERSTAND
because what we REALLY care about
is that the f*CKing
HUMANS
aren't SCREAMING about sh*t
ALL the TIME
YOU are SUPER UNCOOL HADES
and you are SUPER LUCKY
that we're even letting you keep your
RAPE WIFE at all
SO
we give her SPECIAL powers
to show MERCY and ASSISTANCE
to the citizens of the UNDERWORLD
AND
THIS BETTER
ALL GO SMOOTHLY ENOUGH
THAT WE
DON'T GOTTA HEAR
ANYTHING
ABOUT it
OR
THAT'S HOW I REMEMBER it
