Thursday, March 13, 2025

FUNYUNS
is that how you spell it
we're so unbelievably bad to me

when I was a kid
I liked those PRINGLES
BUT 
THEN
VERY SOLIDLY 
ruffles have ridges
MOVING 
into
CHEETOS 

BUT 
I don't eat that type of food
MUCH

NOW 
I would eat popcorn
CHEESE CORN
or that
CHICAGO blend

if I've got
a certain type of hankerin 
NACHOS with corn chips

BUT 
I've been KINDA remembering 
FUNYUNS and
chuckling to myself all day

in fairness to funyuns 

I THINK they are a
CONCEPTUAL mashup
BETWEEN 

an ONION ring & a PORK rind

THAT
is the ICK 
FACTOR for ME