my dad's trying to SHOW me
how to POACH an egg
I think he was
TRYING
to make this ALARM clock
an UPgrade for
HIM
as well
we ended up
with a daily special
that STUCK
because it was
my favorite configuration
of ingredients on hand
OMELETTE
slightly crisp on the bottom
PUFFY on the top
& TOAST
MORNING 2.0