Thursday, May 1, 2025

HEY
I said
which days are you working out now 
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday 
would THURSDAY be a 
BETTER day
YES
SO
this morning I texted
do you want to do 
the things 
TODAY 
-- since she hadn't ever answered more than yes, it is a BETTER day -- which, in fairness, does not say:  I'd PREFER to do a BETTER day -- DOES it go without saying?
YES
she said

OK
I'm getting in the shower 
I said

LATER, I text
I need another twenty or thirty minutes 
she texts back
CLOSER to ONE

are you PICKING me up 
YES

THEN
at six minutes after one
she texts
I need another twenty or thirty minutes 

OK
has she lost track of time
just realized that 
it's AFTER 
the time
she was supposed to be there 
& she hasn't STARTED 
getting ready YET 

are you OK
I text back
YES
just SLOW 

well I guess I can make another cup of coffee
I think to myself 
I head to the
KITCHEN 

on my way to the car
she texts

WAIT 
what happened to twenty, thirty minutes 

WHICH 
of those things is true

DO I make coffee 
OR
NOT