I'm gonna TRY a THING
ANCHOR STORY
Herman Park used to have a stables
when I was in third grade
my mom
took me horseback riding
it went pretty good
UNTIL
the horses
got "close" to the stables
they KNEW they were
ALMOST there
& they
SPED up
which wasn't such a problem
for the people who were
ACTUALLY
in CONTROL of their HORSES
I, however, was NOT
ALTHOUGH
I hadn't actually REALIZED that
BUT
it WAS CLEAR when
I was NOT
since I was dressed in a
short length
light weight
COTTON
button up
DRESS
the WIND whipped THROUGH and PARTED my buttons in the way you would expect
in some tale that would include
the WORD -- debauched
& I
FREAKED the f*CK
OUT
I was
NAKED
on an OUT of CONTROL
HORSE
crying
that horse
is me
when I JUST
WANT to
FINISH
SOMETHING
& THAT is
the paradigm
pushing THROUGH
what ya wearin
how well ya steerin the horse
