honestly 
was the best part
but
I got a fish sando
MOSTLY because they CALLED it
SANDO
the bartender 
from whom 
I ordered 
FOOD 
& a bottled water
was really cute
in a way
that
I would be tempted to call
FLIRTY but wasn't REALLY 
she was all LIKE 
I brought you
a complimentary ranch
because I was 
WONDERING
if you might enjoy it 
with your sweet potato fries
while SOMEHOW 
doing this 
I've been trying to describe this
for like ten minutes 
she moved through the frame
in a way that SEEMED 
both sped up
& slowed down
it was WEIRD 
BUT 
it SEEMED 
designed to attract attention 
I'm all LIKE 
oh thank you very much
& she's like
OF COURSE 
a little dramatically 
idk