Wednesday, April 10, 2024

CAITLIN CLARK 
TIMEing is EVERYTHING 

the CAITLIN CLARK effect

the INMATES are running the ASYLUM 
down at the CHIPOTLE 

I love how people REACT 
when they SEE me

NL Central
PIRATES

ELLY Della Cruz 
OHTANI 

the Yankees are iffy
PITCHERS are 
DROPPING like flies

YEAH
you were more specifically RIGHT 
than I woulda thought 
ABOUT 
tommy John's

that made me THINK 
of debbie telling me 
in algebra class

number whatever it was
was wrong 

and then I had a big MORAL debate
with myself
about 
whether I was allowed 
to even check it

ms zeitoun was always like
you can not ALL sit next to elizabeth 

I had forgotten about that 
🤠