there was one
I was in a pet store
somebody was playing with a cat
with a big knife
& they cut off it's leg
& then we're like
oh, I don't want it now
& walked off
while the poor cat was bleeding & trying to follow them on its bloody bone stump
I was trying to get the shop person's attention
to help the cat
& they were like
they didn't want to upset the customer
& I didn't know what to do
then I was in another shop
& I found a cool felt tip pen I was gonna buy
& for some reason
I wrote my name on the box
MAYBE
I was testing the pen out
I wouldn't do that in real life
I had to use their restroom
& while I was in there
the pen started smoking
& subsequently melting
& I thought about
just leaving it
BUT
I HAD written my name on it
& I thought about taking the box
leaving the pen
BUT
I decided to tell the shop person
because
I MEAN
they should know THAT was a THING that could
HAPPEN
& by that time it was freaky melted
TWISTED
they thanked me and I went on my way
THEN
I was in a
I want to say restaurant
BUT
must have been back of house
& I had some like hand truck
that I was wheeling through
their area
& one guy said
hey
here
would you like a schematic to our
SANITIZER
& I'm all LIKE
I LOVE sanitizing
took the sheet of paper
& wheeled my hand truck out of the maze of counters
PAST
what honestly looked like
GAVIN NEWSOME
OUT
of the building
& into a hallway which had an elevator
I needed to get the hand truck
ANGLED INTO
