& I haven't vetted it
BUT
it's LIKE
the ancient Sumerians were ALIENS
& NOW we've FINALLY
translated the
LAST CLAY TABLET
& I'm SURE this is the
SPACE ALIEN news
that t*ump is
teasing
BUT
NOT ONLY
did they genetically engineer humanity
BUT ALSO
they are headed back this way
to JUDGE US
if we've learned to value each other
& the earth then
ALIEN DADDY
will take us with
if not
it's gonna be another
FLOOD---LIKE
situation
I think it's unlikely that they just now translated the last clay tablet
THAT'S
the likeliest weak link for me
I'm only sort of
kidding
I have been TOO in my HEAD
& not necessarily in a good way
I LOVE you VERY much sweetheart
