IF
rather than try to treat her
as though she was a
GOOD person
who cared
about me
& JUST REFUSE to accept anything else
JUST ignore or whatever
I WONDER
IF
it would be at ALL useful to
IMAGINE
HOW
I could treat her
EQUIVALENTLY
it could be
FUNNY
OR
it could be
VIBRATION lowering
I'm not sure what I think about it
I MEAN
if I'm not DOING it
FIRST THING
point out
something she's likely to be
SELF CONSCIOUS about
WOW
you are looking so...
uh, HEALTHY
really
BIG presence there
should we maybe stop and buy you some next size up diapers
have you HEARD anything from
MEREDITH
OH
that's
RIGHT
you don't have any human interaction skills
& you don't really CARE about anyone but yourself
SHE REALIZED
your ADVICE is sh*t
& you aren't ACTUALLY CAPABLE of
HELPING
she's MOVED ON from you
because she's realized
you're just like betty
it is
KINDA funny
BUT
it doesn't make me feel BETTER