Monday, April 7, 2025

OH
I just saw a THING 
t*ump dancing to
YMCA
ya KNOW 
his little 
JACK off DANCE 

I FORGOT 
BUT 
one of the canada feeds
ADDED
APPROPRIATE 
ANIMATION 
& it was
SO
FUNNY 

not really because of the penises
BUT 
they were ORANGE 
& funny looking 
BUT 
MOSTLY 
it was
funny 

because the canadians are
the MOST polite
people 
&
SEEM at least
CHILL and not at all petty

AND I VIBE
with that energy

the
you WOKE up
the f*CKing
BEAR

apparently 
you WANT a piece of THIS 

I'm in a weird mood

my cat
is all twisted around 
LOOKING cute
he does that
sometimes 
on purpose, but he looks to be legit sleeping 

it's a trap, mostly 
the LOOKING cute
I will go to pet him
& MAYBE 
THIS
is not a petting spot

BITE

he's been making a 
SOLID effort
not to cut me
& to go gentle with the bites

I'm not sure HOW I ended up
with such an aggressive 
CREATURE 
living in my house