I WANT to know
ABOUT the
EXCITING news
what I have to talk about is less exciting
I bought these pants
I saw them
& cuddl duds is a brand
I am currently
positively
BIASED
towards
what REALLY sold me on them
they have this print
it's like houndstooth or something
& I'm LIKE
come on
SERIOUSLY
they are
JOGGERS
I'm LIKE
REMEMBER those pants
I USED to have
I had some similar pants
LONG TIME AGO
they should NOT have looked good on me
BUT
they LOOKED amazing
&
I was convinced it was the
PRINT
SO
I GOT them
& I put them on
& it was LIKE
I wasn't wearing pants
in terms
of there being
NO RESISTANCE
no discomfort, nothing to make me THINK about PANTS
BUT
after I wore them all day
OUT
when I got HOME and LOOKED in the MIRROR
I was LIKE
WAIT, WHAT
these pants are technically french terry
BUT very fine gauge
HOW
had I not FELT
VULNERABLE
THAT awareness
was WEIRD
I even think
they might be a little tighter
than is perhaps
OPTIMAL
BUT
I'm LIKE
THIS
all the time, please
it's quite a sporty look
I seem to be
DEVELOPING
