THIS MIGHT be
FUNNY
it's funny to me
my mom didn't change her name
when she married
BOB
BUT
he put her with his name
in all the STUFF
AND
it has caused her some large amount of trouble
she b*tCHes about it
FREQUENTLY
& I just KINDA mumble, something
SOMETIMES more like
yeah, I KNOW, you've
MENTIONED it
SOMETIMES more like
you NEVER SAW any
PAPERWORK
BUT
we were driving around the other day
& she was LIKE
WHO could have
KNOWN
AND
I was LIKE
WHEN you TOLD me
YOU were GONNA
MARRY him
I ASKED
you if you were gonna change your name
and you said NO,
OF COURSE
NOT
&
I SAID
THAT is a CONVERSATION
you NEED to HAVE
BEFORE
you get
MARRIED
DID you HAVE that CONVERSATION
NO
well, THAT is HOW you'd KNOW
