I was ASKING
QUESTIONS
she was supposed to have
an IN PERSON
training today and her trainer is a registered
NURSE, as well as being a trainer
I'm LIKE
did you HAVE training?
did you show it to her?
BECAUSE
she was giving me this
gobble-di-goop
which included her morning hygiene
her sleeping patterns
&
how I needed to be
IMMEDIATELY
AVAILABLE
WHAT apparently happened
after tooth pulling
when she bothered to run a wash cloth
over her stinky bits
IMMEDIATELY
BEFORE
her training
she went
EWWW
she SHOWED her trainer
WHO SAID
NO WAY
you NEED to get THAT
LOOKED at
have YOUR DAUGHTER
take you to see a
DOCTOR
she NOTICED it today
BUT
WHO KNOWS
I have a hard time guessing which is the entrance
from WEST PARK
SO
I went down the
FEEDER
& when we finally SEEMED to be there
I'm LIKE
which street is this
CROSSING
EDLOE
she says with all the conviction of
someone who ACTUALLY
READ the sign
BUT
as I drove under the lights
I LOOKED
BUFFALO SPEEDWAY
you didn't LOOK
you just KINDA THOUGHT it was
EDLOE
& you knew I was trying to
KNOW exactly
BUT
you said it like you were sure
YES
BUT
when there were
QUESTIONS
about whether she had gone to get the
VACCINE
which I am
SURE
she DIDN'T
because I didn't drive her
& MORE importantly
I didn't hear
ANY
B*TCHing about
POOR SERVICE
or incompetence
OR
a NEED
to be PRAISED for having done it at all
she told the doctor
she was PRETTY SURE she had
gotten the FIRST one
BUT
I'm PRETTY SURE
when she says
PRETTY SURE
it's LIKE
SIR
