Monday, February 17, 2025

my mom had a hornet
I think it was
a seventy three
OR thereabouts 

she bought it 
NEW and it was cute
it was
YELLOW 

and I loved that the air conditioning 
had a DESERT setting 
LIKE 
I GUESS 
if it's 
REALLY HOT

which of course it was
MOST of the time 
though
NOT DRY

it had problems 
right from the 
START
although I can't remember 
what the specific
PROLEMS were

BUT 
THAT
and the fact that it was 
YELLOW 

meant that it's nickname was
LEMON


I have had three cars

the first one
was a metallic sandy gold

the second one
was CALLED 
BRICK
I thought it was more of a burgundy color 

the third one 
I have now
is BLACK
on top
& gray on the bottom

when I got the first one
I wouldn't have 
probably
ADMITTED it to you

because I was VERY anti-yuppie
and, again, the MOST class conscious 
person EVER

BUT 
what I WANTED 
was one of those kinda flat looking
MERCEDES in the color
BITTERSWEET 

which was sort of an earthy 
ORANGE 

NONE of my cars
has been chosen for it's color

they were all kinda
just the car
I could get at the time

I didn't learn to drive
until I was eighteen

and for the last twenty years or so
I don't drive my car more than
about three thousand miles
per year

the only road trip I have taken
in my current car
is to Austin
when it was "new"
& only had like 158,000 miles on it

every time you've ever seen me
I've been in a rental car

on one of the trips last year
no, two of them
I had
a Toyota COROLLA 
which I decided 
is way FUNNER to drive

than any of the previous cars I've driven
which surprised me

well
I test drove a tiny MAZDA that was
SUPER FUN
BUT 
it was too SMALL for my
LARGE body
to feel
COMFORTABLE 

which was kinda a shame
especially since 
I was having trouble finding anything 
in my budget 
and the MAZDA was
only four or five years old
a trade-in 
that they weren't even doing anything to
for like four thousand dollars

BUT 
I lucked out
& found the ninety five Lexus
a guy working at
a small used car lot near me
had bought it at auction 
done work on it
BUT 
then needed to unload it
because he had to
buy an SUV
moving
his family to the East Coast SOMEWHERE 
& his wife insisted 

it's been a good car for me
although 
SOMETIMES 
the speedometer doesn't work 
& SOMETIMES 
it won't 
BACK UP

my mom's car
is a toyota rav-blah blah
previously 
I was afraid to drive 
an SUV

BUT 
on a road trip to see you last year
the rental car place was like
I don't care what you asked for
THIS is what we've 
GOT
take it or leave it

SO
I learned to do the thing
I feared
BECAUSE 
I had to
to SEE you

I don't know if I 
TOLD 
you about
THAT 
I don't REMEMBER much
of what I thought
or did
or said
during most of that time 

I NOTICE 
the balance seems very
WEIRD and top-heavy 
for turning 
& maneuvering on her SUV

MUCH more
than on the 
BLUE ROGUE 
I learned 
on

I guess that might be
the ONLY 
BLUE car
I've ever driven
& I'm pretty sure 
that was the February trip

pretty sure the other two trips
we're silver corollas 
which are
ALMOST 
STEALTH 
so nearly every car blended in 

BUT 
I ENJOYED the 
HANDLING*

*which I had been led to believe was
SUB STANDARD by consumer reports