I'm pretty sure
I saw
THAT MUCH
ALREADY
BUT
I started
ADDING to it
a WHOLE mob
of american gothic with pitchforks
WEARING
EAT the RICH t-shirts
& then I'm in the bathroom
at the lab
at the
whole foods*
*where I'm no longer shopping, but I'm weaning mom off them
I'm looking up
HOW to be
appropriately
INSULTING
I did a poor job of searching
BUT
I am not displeased
with what I came up with
it's not as VULGAR
as I was shooting for
BUT
good SNEAR at least
it's something that translates to
AUNTIE south African who doesn't live in SA
SO
it's LIKE
NO, AUNTIE
we've got OTHER PLANS
I gotta go to sleep
goodnight sweetheart 💋
I LOVE you VERY much 🫶
👾🫚🍀❤️