Sunday, February 23, 2025

I BOUGHT 
a HAT

AFTER I remembered 
the NEWSWORTHY hat, I decided 
FORTIES hat
THAT 
is WHAT I'm LOOKING for 

which brought me
SOMEHOW 
to MOB wife
aesthetic 
HATS

& I found this one

I was MAYBE gonna get it too
EXCEPT it was
FUR
& I didn't think 
I was down for wearing fur

BUT 
SOMEONE 
sent me a very 
FAST offer
&
I checked OTHER items

it HIT me 
TON of BRICKS 

I HAD to buy
this COMPLETELY unrelated 
REALLY 
ALMOST completely 
UNRELATED 
HAT

I DON'T KNOW 
WHY

1998 coupe du monde
FRANCE
HAT

FRANCE
diagonal across the hat
in RED on white
blue the other
SIDE

I tried to talk myself out of it 

you have two 
BALLCAPS
ALREADY

whatever 
THIS is the 
HAT