I dreamed that I had become king
everyone in my gang
or clan
or whatever
thought I was weak
they were coming to take it from me
but
I had a rubber hose
and I used it like a whip
and
I did a lot of damage
I cut up the champion
who was a friend of mine
came close to putting his eye out
although that was an accident
I missed my mark
was aiming for the forehead
he couldn't touch me
because he couldn't get close enough


after I hit his eyelid, however
he didn't want to fight anymore
this was supposed to be quick and easy


you want to stop fighting
nothing could be easier
pledge fealty


and
I am now king