i woke up with the worst headache i've had in months
but
somehow
and this is weird with a bad headache
i kinda felt good
so
i staggered around and drank my soy-milkcoffee
[it's like almost half soy milk now]

but, wait
i'm making it sound like i did all that before i peed
which isn't true
i alway pee first
sometimes i look at my phone before
sometimes i check my skin before
but
i never go make coffee before i pee

when i was a teenager i once slept 17 hours without getting up to pee
now
i very rarely sleep more than 5 hours without getting up to pee
wow
this got off track

when i went to pee
i realized
i'm starting my period

i had really thought there was a good chance that wasn't gonna happen again