i haven't eaten meat for like 2 years, so my tastebuds are different

but
i think it tastes pretty meaty

i know
many people put something sweet in
but
that doesn't sound good to me

maybe
eggplant
or
i wanna say okra
i don't actually like okra
but
i love jumbo
and it kinda reminds me of gumbo
except
jumbo
is packed with treif

and
i mean
i could keep kosher
without any big problem
except
for shrimp
and oysters
and scallops
and  octopus
and squid
and a whole list of other stuff

you can keep your pork
i don't really care about that
i miss steak
and baked chicken
and turkey
but
i'm not gonna eat them

but
i swear
god wants me to eat shellfish
and not just in chinese food

and
i know
you don't care about that
but
i think about it

i mean
there's not much point in taking it too far
cause
i'm never gonna think that mikveh stuff
is anything other than sexist crap

i don't know
how much meat you eat
so i don't know if you'd think this was meaty or not
but
i really liked it
and i'm kinda surprised


i've been working on "meatloaf"
and
i'm almost there