yeah, so, just for clarifcation

my drunk negotiations
not totally
conveying my meaning

what that really meant is
hey
there's not way, right now, that i have
the fine motor control or motivation
to properly see to your needs myself
but
i'm open to a variety of sexual option
which i will now list

i feel like i made it sound like
the only time you get to drive is if i'm
too fucked up
and that was not what i meant to say