NOT a children's story
a short story
OR
maybe a stand up
not sure
it's probably not called
HIPSTER RAINCOAT
that's the working title
but it might be
it's about
getting older
& getting younger
AND
(this may not end up being actually in it)
BUT
my pride at being mistaken for French
in Freiburg instead of American
my weird brain process
AND
it may include the phrase
owning the look
NOT about you or us or anything
not sure if it's mostly description or
mostly theory
OR
Whatever
I think the order I talk about things
might determine how funny it is
AND
I'm not certain of the order yet
SO
I don't want to write it down yet
It is in progress
