On the standpoint of more joy

I ordered a Blaze Pizza

I got a pesto pizza

With mushrooms

Jalapenos

Red onion

Roasted garlic

For cheese I got mozzarella and Parmesan

I got a drizzle of ranch

And they had smoked applewood bacon

And I was telling myself

Get the bacon

And I'm like you don't really eat bacon

And I'm like well you don't not bacon

I mean when you weren't eating meat you weren't eating bacon

And traditionally you tried to avoid pork

But lately you seem to really like carnitas

And the other day you ordered a ham and cheese sandwich not just a cheese sandwich

So apparently your full-on pork

Think about little crumbly bits of bacon

Smoked applewood bacon

And I'm like yeah but it probably won't be little crumbly bits it'll probably be like big weird greasy pieces of bacon

And I'm like no it won't

So I gave in and I got the smoked apple with bacon and it's little crumbly bits and oh my god that combination of toppings is really really good

I stopped getting tomato sauce on my pizza years ago

I only ever get pesto anymore

This is really thin crust except for the edge so it's like hand tossed I guess

And when I looked at it I thought it was burnt

It was a lot of carbon on it but it was good