this is really random

I've been thinking
that you were born in a particular year
but
I've always kind of secretly wanted
to pair up with someone
who is either a tiger or a dog
in Chinese horoscope
and
if you are one year older than I think you are
you would be a dog
I don't think there's any way that you could be a tiger
supposedly those are the only two signs
I am compatible with
and I don't know how accurate that is
it's not like super important
or a deal breaker
or anything
but
my grandmother was a tiger
but
I seem to be destined to be surrounded
with oxen and rats

I told you it was random