hey, is this gross

i've been using this "peeling" exfoliant
and i love it
it feels awesome
and
i really want you
to rub that all over my back
partially because i can't reach
but
partially
because i just think it would feel really good

but
it might be gross to you
because the skin just peels away
and maybe you aren't cool
with that whole monkey grooming thing

and
i'd probably need to shower after
and then
i'd want you to soap my back